My husband recently sent me an article from Cracked on " The 6 Most WTF Medical Procedures that Actually Exist ." When I was a kid I wanted to be able to change heads. This couldn't possibly be more awesome because Cracked makes me laugh and I am oddly obsessed with plastic surgery. Not for myself (I've never had anything done), but for others. Seriously, how can there be anything more grotesquely fascinating than Kenny Rogers new face, or the fact that Mombi can now be real with head transplants? Well, there's the apparently rampant problem of toebesity. That would be fat-toes, which you can have made skinnier. You know, so you don't have fat little toes ruining your good looking shoes. This condition, which is actually called portmanteau, can be fixed by paying a surgeon to take off bits of bone and skin to make your toes skinnier. You didn't need that silly bone anyway. My fat little toes don't need surgery. As someone with sh...
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